Break Time!

MrX: you know? The guys at the lab were telling me that I could be a great serial Killer

Miss Y: mmm yah makes sense because you don’t look like one!

MrX: yes that’s exactly why!!

Miss Y: But you could still kill someone emotionally but rather keep them alive! They would suffer more.

Mr X: mmmm

Miss Y: ( further explaining) usually my professors used to kick me out of class because I was either talking or making fun of them. I had a professor once who never let me out and said “ you would suffer more if you stay here I wont let you go out and have fun!”

Mr X: is that the kind of surrounding you grew up in??? poor thing!

Miss Y: yesssssssss

Mr. X: Well, mine was a little different. In grade 3 a teacher would ask the first person what is 2+2 and he would say 3. He would ask the second and he would 67. The teacher asks the third and he says 4. The teacher says (impressed) how did you get that? And the boy says I divided 67/3!!

Miss Y: hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hoooooooooheeee MY GOD!

Mr. X: I guess I was just lucky in my life to get here!

Miss Y: how is that?

Mr. X: Well every time a teacher asked me a question I was lucky enough to have the page of the answer opened in front of me… Later on people thought I was a genius or something! In High school, they put me into a math competition… in which I forgot to write my name on the paper.. and later when I remembered to tell them. Apparently some other person (who I don’t know what happened to him)  also forgot to write his name and they thought it was mine so I WON!!

Miss Y: woooooooooooooooooooow Are you serious?? Hahahah lucky person!!! ( back in miss Y’s head.. mmm is he really serious!! Wow I wish that happened to me!)

Mr. X: yah you know? When I went to university on the first day.. I found sun glasses on the floor so I picked them up and just 2 seconds later a lady comes up and says oh thank youuuuuuuu I thought I lost these!! Apparently this girl was the chancellor’s daughter! We became friends and I did so well in my exams everyone thought I was smart!!

Miss Y: ( starting to sense exaggeration) hehehehe woooooooooooooooooooow!

Mr. X: You know in last year university, a guy and his GF had a fight and the girl threw the flowers at him and I was in the room with them… and the flowers through out the window. I looked down at the them.. and guess what?? The chancellor’s daughter was standing there and as I was looking from the window and now she is my wife!!!

Miss Y: laughs and figures out that the whole discussion was nothing but a wild wild imagination!!!