FIVE things you don’t know about me :
1- I love Pasta.. I can have Pasta EVERYDAY 5 Times a day :) doesn’t matter!
2- If I really want to think about something I write it on paper. I organise myself on paper. Even when I want to have it on Word or Excell .. paper has to come first.
3- When I lie it shows!! ( no not because my nose becomes longer) People who know me well could tell if I am lying or not…. Only lately that I have discovered that when I lie I don’t really look the person I am lying to :) I was never a good cheater at school nor university..!
4- By default I am an extra nice person… when I get mad … I am an extra MEAN DISGUSTING HATABLE person!
5- I have always wanted to be a belly dancer!!! Sorry but that’s the truth! It is funny but I do dance alone at home whenever I get the chance to. :) sometimes I could get annoying and my dad would knock the door and say KHALAS YA FIFI ABDO BEDNA ENNAM!
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Having good manners will serve us all well! Why have we gave up on that? It shocks me! It is simple and doesn’t take a lot of effort but still people won’t put in the extra brain cell to respect others and above all respect themsleves. To me it is the simple little things that you do that show what kind of person you are. Call me detailed but yah it is always the little things that matter…
Look around you and start thinking: How many people use the MAGIC KEY Words to being polite??
It wont kill you if you say thank you nor welcome! It wont kill you if you say please when you are asking someone for a favor! It wont kill you to say MAY I instead of do this or do that! And EXCUSE ME!! And AM SORRY! Maaaaaaaaaaan noone uses these words anymore!
You know what is even more RUDE!
1- You are standing with a group of people. You being the only one who does not understand their langtuage and all of a sudden they start speaking using a language you have no clue what it is aslan!! Well that’s RUDE!! Even if they didn’t mean it! They should watch out!!! Be careful!! It won’t kill you!
2- You are standing with a bunch of people and your friend who has invited you doesn’t introduce you nor introduces others to you.
3- Using offensive language at offices! Not everyone wants to hear that even if it was okay in YOUR culture!! And by the way I don’t know what culture allows people to swear and say terrible stuff at each other in public!
4- Not listening is rude!
5- Not saying Good morning when you are walking into a place is rude!
6- If you are driving on 170 km/hour and want everyone out of your way and start giving them high and low lights you are a mal mannered person!
7- If I am standing in a queue and you jump in front of me you are definitely rude!
8- If you look at me and say why do you wear THAT ( meaning my scarf!) well that’s RUDE! That’s a VEIL.. now you know what THAT is!
9- When you spit on the road that’s rude.
10- When you pick up your phone in a movie that’s rude!
11- When you are in a meeting and your phone rings that’s rude!
12- When you pretend that you are busy and I can see you roaming around the office doing nothing.. that’s extra rude
13- When I smile at you and you don’t smile back,, guess what?? Am not after marrying you nor making best friends with you.. am just smiling at you so smile back!
14- When I’m at a mall and your shoulder hits mine and dislocates mine and you don’t say sorry that is EXTREMELY rude!
15- When I tell you a secret, and you don’t keep it!! Mmmmm 2ellit adab!
16- When you come for a meeting.. dress in a formal suit! NO cleavage!! Because I consider that rude and offensive!
That’s all I can think of right now….
If anything comes up to my mind I’ll let you know…
Peace,
MrX: you know? The guys at the lab were telling me that I could be a great serial Killer
Miss Y: mmm yah makes sense because you don’t look like one!
MrX: yes that’s exactly why!!
Miss Y: But you could still kill someone emotionally but rather keep them alive! They would suffer more.
Mr X: mmmm
Miss Y: ( further explaining) usually my professors used to kick me out of class because I was either talking or making fun of them. I had a professor once who never let me out and said “ you would suffer more if you stay here I wont let you go out and have fun!”
Mr X: is that the kind of surrounding you grew up in??? poor thing!
Miss Y: yesssssssss
Mr. X: Well, mine was a little different. In grade 3 a teacher would ask the first person what is 2+2 and he would say 3. He would ask the second and he would 67. The teacher asks the third and he says 4. The teacher says (impressed) how did you get that? And the boy says I divided 67/3!!
Miss Y: hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hoooooooooheeee MY GOD!
Mr. X: I guess I was just lucky in my life to get here!
Miss Y: how is that?
Mr. X: Well every time a teacher asked me a question I was lucky enough to have the page of the answer opened in front of me… Later on people thought I was a genius or something! In High school, they put me into a math competition… in which I forgot to write my name on the paper.. and later when I remembered to tell them. Apparently some other person (who I don’t know what happened to him) also forgot to write his name and they thought it was mine so I WON!!
Miss Y: woooooooooooooooooooow Are you serious?? Hahahah lucky person!!! ( back in miss Y’s head.. mmm is he really serious!! Wow I wish that happened to me!)
Mr. X: yah you know? When I went to university on the first day.. I found sun glasses on the floor so I picked them up and just 2 seconds later a lady comes up and says oh thank youuuuuuuu I thought I lost these!! Apparently this girl was the chancellor’s daughter! We became friends and I did so well in my exams everyone thought I was smart!!
Miss Y: ( starting to sense exaggeration) hehehehe woooooooooooooooooooow!
Mr. X: You know in last year university, a guy and his GF had a fight and the girl threw the flowers at him and I was in the room with them… and the flowers through out the window. I looked down at the them.. and guess what?? The chancellor’s daughter was standing there and as I was looking from the window and now she is my wife!!!
Miss Y: laughs and figures out that the whole discussion was nothing but a wild wild imagination!!!
One thing I love about Eid besides the ka3k, family gatherings, the whole spirit is the Plays they show on TV.
For some reason Eid has become associated with Plays. “ madraset el mosha3’ibeen, El 3eyal kebret, Al motazawejoon, Sayed wad el sha3’al, Al za3eem, …etc”
I really love watching them!! And everytime I do I laugh all over again.. I just love them. Really SMART people behind these plays! You know it makes me think, who was behind all of all these scenarios, scripts!! Geniuses!
This Eid I watched Al za3eem, Madraset el mosha3’ibeen, al motazawejoon, and Hazzemni yaa.
The more I watch them the more I laugh. I literally know them by heart and by the way I have some on tape. But they just feel better on Eid :)
Yen3ad 3aleina w 3aleikon ….
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