Break Time!

Moments in our lives that we will never forget J some of which are truly happy like graduation, parties, births, weddings, and many many more. Some might be sad: a death, and accident, a break- up.. etc etc… To me there are some moments that were so funny at the time that I would never forget and apparently nor that my friends will.Apparently it is the little stupid things that  happen that others remember you doing: Here are some of the episodes you might like:

1-     Main Building Star singing Episode: wellllllllllllllllll let me give you the picture first. In the main building of our university we had a star on the floor. RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE. If you looked upwards you would see the beautiful carvings and architecture of the building. When you stood there it felt like you were on a mountain. Everytime I passed by that star I paused for a second but then I moved on until one day I got the BRILLIANT idea. I knew what I had to do. I started singing ( by the way I have a terrible voice) anyways Feras was passing by. So he just stopped and started watching my performance. By the way just in case you don’t know: in the main building lies the registration, the administration, and the Library) There was also an echo in the building which gave my voice a terrible effect! The song was: I’m like a birrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd , I’ll only fly away, I don’t know where my heart is, I don’t know where my home is… this dates back to five years ago but EVERYONE still teases about my bad voice, and the fact that I was seriously singing and that one of the employees at the registration came out to HUSH me!

2-     First time I had argeeli ( Hubbly- Bubbly) Episode: EMBARRASING.. and all my friends still pick on me and tease about it saying “ AMMA NA3EEMA NA3AMEIN” okay here is the story. I got high. As simple as that. It was my fourth year university when I first had an argeeli. My friends and I went out and they convinced me to try, so I did. First I got dizzy but later I got high. There was a song on the TV at the place “ it was Amma na3eema” and yes I DANCED IN THE COFFEE SHOP!! They are still trying to convince me to DRINK but Thank GOD I never will. They would love seeing me drunk.

3-     Ramoy El wa7sh Nickname Episode: Ramoy is where my blog name comes from. See I always had guy friends more than girl friends. Elmohem the weird thing is that they never said no to me. I was spoiled and they really cared for me as a little sister. That’s why whenever anything it was done so they called me WA7SH ( monster). Anyways the name developed with time and it finally came to be Ramoy el Wa7sh. That’s not the problem. The problem was when I had a crush on a guy. I used to watch him all the time and at the beginning of a semester I saw him in one of my classes. IT WAS MY CHANCE to atleast get to talk to him UNTIL!! Until one of my friends comes in class and says “ ramoy ya wa7sh jebtelek Doughnut ba3rafek faj3ani” and there my dream just TORE APART! I didn’t have time to tell the guys to act sweet in THIS class. TIME BETRAYED ME! It was the first class in that semester!! And I was a RAMOY, A WA7SH, AND A FAJ3ANEH!!! Every boy’s dream girl!!! I was so mad all day and when I told my friends of why I was mad they started teasing and up to THIS MOMENT they say “ keefo khaled enshallah mnee7??” L

4-     Ebn Kalb Episode: you know how at the end of every working day everyone starts talking nonsense to each other. My collegue at work was expressing to me that he needed to win 16 million Dollars. I asked why? He said to live nicely and ensure that my son lives a good life too. So I say “ bas eza ebnak ebn kalb then he would spend them in one day” J I’m so glad he didn’t slap me….. I realized it was BAD AFTER I SAID IT!  It has been almost eight months and whenever he sees my face he says “ ya3ni hala2 ana tle3et kalb”

I have many stories…. I don’t want to make this the longest post on earth so maybe upon request. J

Love,

Ramoy El Wa7sh