Tuesday, June 13, 2006
Sunday, June 11, 2006
Moments in our lives that we will never forget J some of which are truly happy like graduation, parties, births, weddings, and many many more. Some might be sad: a death, and accident, a break- up.. etc etc… To me there are some moments that were so funny at the time that I would never forget and apparently nor that my friends will.Apparently it is the little stupid things that happen that others remember you doing: Here are some of the episodes you might like:
1- Main Building Star singing Episode: wellllllllllllllllll let me give you the picture first. In the main building of our university we had a star on the floor. RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE. If you looked upwards you would see the beautiful carvings and architecture of the building. When you stood there it felt like you were on a mountain. Everytime I passed by that star I paused for a second but then I moved on until one day I got the BRILLIANT idea. I knew what I had to do. I started singing ( by the way I have a terrible voice) anyways Feras was passing by. So he just stopped and started watching my performance. By the way just in case you don’t know: in the main building lies the registration, the administration, and the Library) There was also an echo in the building which gave my voice a terrible effect! The song was: I’m like a birrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd , I’ll only fly away, I don’t know where my heart is, I don’t know where my home is… this dates back to five years ago but EVERYONE still teases about my bad voice, and the fact that I was seriously singing and that one of the employees at the registration came out to HUSH me!
2- First time I had argeeli ( Hubbly- Bubbly) Episode: EMBARRASING.. and all my friends still pick on me and tease about it saying “ AMMA NA3EEMA NA3AMEIN” okay here is the story. I got high. As simple as that. It was my fourth year university when I first had an argeeli. My friends and I went out and they convinced me to try, so I did. First I got dizzy but later I got high. There was a song on the TV at the place “ it was Amma na3eema” and yes I DANCED IN THE COFFEE SHOP!! They are still trying to convince me to DRINK but Thank GOD I never will. They would love seeing me drunk.
3- Ramoy El wa7sh Nickname Episode: Ramoy is where my blog name comes from. See I always had guy friends more than girl friends. Elmohem the weird thing is that they never said no to me. I was spoiled and they really cared for me as a little sister. That’s why whenever anything it was done so they called me WA7SH ( monster). Anyways the name developed with time and it finally came to be Ramoy el Wa7sh. That’s not the problem. The problem was when I had a crush on a guy. I used to watch him all the time and at the beginning of a semester I saw him in one of my classes. IT WAS MY CHANCE to atleast get to talk to him UNTIL!! Until one of my friends comes in class and says “ ramoy ya wa7sh jebtelek Doughnut ba3rafek faj3ani” and there my dream just TORE APART! I didn’t have time to tell the guys to act sweet in THIS class. TIME BETRAYED ME! It was the first class in that semester!! And I was a RAMOY, A WA7SH, AND A FAJ3ANEH!!! Every boy’s dream girl!!! I was so mad all day and when I told my friends of why I was mad they started teasing and up to THIS MOMENT they say “ keefo khaled enshallah mnee7??” L
4- Ebn Kalb Episode: you know how at the end of every working day everyone starts talking nonsense to each other. My collegue at work was expressing to me that he needed to win 16 million Dollars. I asked why? He said to live nicely and ensure that my son lives a good life too. So I say “ bas eza ebnak ebn kalb then he would spend them in one day” J I’m so glad he didn’t slap me….. I realized it was BAD AFTER I SAID IT! It has been almost eight months and whenever he sees my face he says “ ya3ni hala2 ana tle3et kalb”
I have many stories…. I don’t want to make this the longest post on earth so maybe upon request. J
Love,
Ramoy El Wa7sh
Friday, June 09, 2006

My friend just got engaged to her beloved. They have been in love for the past five years ever since they were in University. It is so magical how people could have mutual bonds that would last for long long times and finally they CAN MAKE IT.
You hear stories of beloved ones getting married every day but this one I thought was special.

They always wanted to get engaged and tell the whole world they were in love. They just had to be patient. VERY PATIENT indeed. I was discussing this matter with another friend and she asked “ how could someone waited for so long, how could they keep the passion going on while sometimes they were not even in the same country?” I would say it is merely love and understanding. She knew what he was like and she wanted to be with him so she just waited. It is as simple as that.
Is it a human character? Is it that some people can wait and others are impatient or is it that there is this feeling inside that would make you wait forever.
It makes me happy to hear that patient has finally rewarded them with a lifetime bond.
Good luck for them :)
I’ll leave you with some love quotes now J
Love, like a river, will cut a new path
whenever it meets an obstacle.
You know you are in love
when you see the world in her eyes,
and her eyes everywhere in the world.
When you love someone,
all your saved-up wishes start coming out.
Love feels no burden,
thinks nothing of trouble,
attempts what is above its strength,
pleads no excuse of impossibility...
It is therefore able to undertake all things,
and it completes many things,
and warrants them to take effect,
where he who does not love would faint and lie down.
Love is watchful and sleeping, slumbereth not.
Though weary, it is not tired;
though pressed, it is not straitened;
though alarmed, it is not confounded...
but because it sees more it is willing to see less.

Monday, June 05, 2006
يقال أن اللغة العربية ظلمت المرأة في خمسة مواضع وهي
أولا : إذا كان الرجل لا يزال عل قيد الحياة فيقال عنه انه حي
أما إذا كانت المرأة لا تزال على قيد الحياة فيقال عنها أنها !!...حية
أعاذنا الله من لدغتها ( الحية وليس المرأة (
ثانيا : إذا أصاب الرجل في قوله أو فعله فيقال عنه أنه .. مصيب
أما إذا أصابت المرأة في قولها أو فعلها فيقال عنها أنها مصيبة !
ثالثا: إذا تولى الرجل منصب القضاء فيقال عنه أنه قاضي
أما إذا تولت المرأة منصب القضاء فيقال عنها أنها قاضية ...!!
والقاضية هي المصيبة العظيمة التي تنزل بالمرء فتقضي عليه ... يا لطيف !!!!
رابعا : إذا أصبح الرجل عضوا في احد المجالس النيابية فيقال عنه أنه نائب
أما إذا أصبحت المرأة عضوا في أحدا لمجالس النيابية فيقال عنها أنها نائبة ....!!!
وكما تعلمون فان النائبة هي أخت المصيبة
خامسا : إذا كان للرجل هواية يتسلى بها ولا يحترفها فيقال عنه أنه هاوي
أما إذا كانت للمرأة هواية تتسلى بها ولا تحترفها فيقال عنها أنها
هاوية !!....
والهاوية هي احدي أسماء جهنم والعياذ بالله
مسكينة المرأة ، حتى اللغة العربية لم تنصفها
Sunday, June 04, 2006
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