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Anything interesting that comes to my mind, anything interesting I go through, and anything interesting I feel!

MEN and HUNGER!

Okay am sure all the women out there have realized this before. Even our grandma's did and their grand grand ancestors too.
 
When a guy is hungry:
 
Lower levels of hunger:
 
1- He seriously cant think
2- He seriously does not listen
3- Even if he was in love with you, you feel like he hates you.
 
Moderate Levels of Hunger:
 
1- Jo3an is all you hear from the guy ( hungry hungry)
2- YA allaaaaaaaaaaaaaah where is the food
3- You would definately hear this sentence if you were on the phone " listen, dont talk to me righ now am so hungry ... or you know what? I'll call you!"
4- If you were in a place and you were both hungry and now you are eating : he doesnt look at you, he kinda doesnt know you are there aslan, he is sooooooooooooooo into the plate!!
 
 
High levels of Hunger:
 
1- He slaps you
2- He asks you to get the hell out of his face
3- He starts shivering
 
 
To all the girls out there " we have to start learning how to cook!!!" because I seriously think that the best and shortest and fastest way to get into a guy's heart is by coooking and feeding him!" ( wa 3ala 2oolet ekhwanna : 2a2rab taree2 le alb el ragel me3deto!)
 
You girls also have to treat a hungry guy like it was okay!! just live with it.. ( shar la bod menno) ya3ni bedoon za3al w heik.. because obvioulsy on the priority list food ocmes before you :) h3h3h3h3
 
To all the guys out there... You definately look cute while eating even when your hands legs and face are in the plate... but try be sensitive :) h3h3h3h3h3
 
 
I had to express it....
 
                        

      

 
 
 


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Afzal
April, 26, 2006 11:30 AM
HAHAHAAH...
thats why the way to a men's heart is through his stomach
Neverland82 from Jordan
April, 26, 2006 2:23 PM
So True!
Ya allah 3ala sho be7ebo yaklo al shabab!
Abu 7amarneh from United Arab Emirates
April, 26, 2006 2:24 PM
the first girl who realize this fact,,

ya niyyalo feeki wallah,,

for me,, i can handle hunger,, i can stay calm and stable,, i listen well,, i can concentrate better when im hungery,, and,, come on ,,, we all know im lying
hamede from United States
April, 27, 2006 12:52 AM
I never acted like that.
Hadeel
April, 27, 2006 12:59 AM
I can manage fasting for sooo long..but now I feel hungry....

Men dayman hamhom fi batnohom....

I like this one..Good one Ramroom
HoUzeR from Jordan
April, 27, 2006 3:20 PM

mbaaare7 ma nemet ella sa3tain, y3ni mayyet na3as, w akalet two meals 3al ghada... w em9a66el... w mish shayef el thaw. w fi 3elbet rabee3 be chocolate w hazelnut bel barrad w icecream bel freezer beddi aroo7 ajeebhom bas agdar at7arrak (all of this bel sherkeh).

3anjad el akel enno 6age3, it doesnt cheat on u, it doesnt leave u, w daayman zaaaki... 7abeeebi ana.

anyways i need a gf for the summer and maybe beyond, anyone interested send me your CVs, al 3ard LA yashmal wajbat al 6a3am wala al mabeet mashi. mish em5allefha w naseeeha ana. yalla beddi anaaam shway 3al keyboard. nighty. ZZZZzzzzzzzz

7assan sakker el samma3a balla
Ramroom from United Arab Emirates
April, 28, 2006 10:24 AM
Afzal: VERY VERY TRUE!

Neverland: yalla shoo bedna ne3mal bedna nesta7mil :)

Abu7amarneh : TAB3AN NEYALLO!! :)
I dont know why but I have a feeling that ur one of these who would actually slap a girl for food !!!

Hamede : ma3goool?? why not??

Hadeel: merci :) 3anjad they are and everyday they get worst!!

Houzer : wad3ak sa3eb 3ala fekra!!! when i read ur comment I couldnt stop laughing.. tayyeb if you want CVs from girls.. atleast act NORMAL!!! saba7 el kheir!
Hadeel
May, 01, 2006 12:44 AM
I had food poisoning 4 days ago nad I just recovered :(

It was very harsh
HoUzeR from Jordan
May, 01, 2006 9:59 AM
ana kaman... kont bel 3agabeh w mredet, w ana mrawwe7 mredet aktar w halla2 a7san thanks God, salamtek hadeelrrrrrr