The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom making
love to a beautiful, sexy young lady!
"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do this
to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this
house, I want a divorce!"
The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen
to what happened"
"Hummmmm, I don't know, well it'll be the last thing I will hear from you.
But make it fast, you unfaithful pig you"
The husband begins to tell his story . "While driving home this young lady
asks for a ride. I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her
in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very
dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days. With great
compassion and hurt, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I
made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll
gain weight; the poor thing, practically devours them. Since she was very
dirty I asked her to take a shower. While she was showering, I noticed her
clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she
needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few
years, that you can no longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also
gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear
because I don't have good taste. I gave her the pullover that my sister gave
you for Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also
gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never
wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair." The husband
continues his story . . . . .
"The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door. When
we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out of her eyes,
she asks me:
"Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use"
love to a beautiful, sexy young lady!
"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do this
to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this
house, I want a divorce!"
The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen
to what happened"
"Hummmmm, I don't know, well it'll be the last thing I will hear from you.
But make it fast, you unfaithful pig you"
The husband begins to tell his story . "While driving home this young lady
asks for a ride. I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her
in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very
dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days. With great
compassion and hurt, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I
made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll
gain weight; the poor thing, practically devours them. Since she was very
dirty I asked her to take a shower. While she was showering, I noticed her
clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she
needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few
years, that you can no longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also
gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear
because I don't have good taste. I gave her the pullover that my sister gave
you for Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also
gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never
wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair." The husband
continues his story . . . . .
"The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door. When
we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out of her eyes,
she asks me:
"Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use"
February, 24, 2006 8:04 PM