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Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Women Only!!!!

I graduated in 2004 from University and this is my third job already! not much of a keeper but anyways that's not the point here.

so what's the point?

okay,, the point is.. in the previous 2 jobs I worked with Men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, and more men!!


I have had it with men!

I have never had a female colleague, and now I have PLENTY of them!

Guess what? IT IS FUN!!!

Women stories: the usual stuff: oh I’m dieting and I am craving for a KFC, Or my husband did this did that,Or my mother in law is in town and she is giving me hell, or oh that shirt looks great where did you get it from? Or OH my God that guy is the cutest at the office, or my fiancé is going to kill me and I’m not spending so much time with him or your hair color looks great, or or or .. it goes on forever!


Women morning sessions: (saba7iyyi ) we gather up for coffee in the morning. The chats the laughs the stupid stories…. Feels good :)

Women touches in an office: teddy bears, greenery, popcorn, decorations…. You can always tell when it is a woman’s desk.

Women alliances: They could all like you or hate you. If they like you then you are lucky if they don’t awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww tooo baaaaad. They start gossiping about you. Whenever you pass they would have to comment. No matter how gorgeous you might look they would still find something to point out as not so good. They would actually give you a nickname sometimes. We have Miss Butterfly at the office.. why?? I think it is the way she walks! Hehehe that was a funny story to hear!

It is nice being around females like me….. and if you were not a female you wouldn’t really understand!!!

Enjoy some these girl/guy jokes

Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.

 

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

 


A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my
father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO
LEFT YOU the FORTUNE"

 

Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?
A - One Woman Brings you into this world crying... and the other ensures you
Continue to do so.

 

Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an
hour??
Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

 


posted by Ramroom, in Office, PERSONAL Ramroom @ 9:55 AM, ,
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Qwaider قويدر from Jordan
November, 28, 2006 5:50 PM
LOL, this is very funny! You Man hater.... why do you hate us!!? Why oh why!!?
we really can't live without you :)
MQabbani
November, 28, 2006 11:41 PM
hmm nice thing

take this too : )

Woman Dictonary
· Yes = No
· No = Yes
· Maybe = No
· I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
· We need = I want
· It's your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now
· Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
· We need to talk = I need to complain
· Sure go ahead = I don't want you to
· I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron
· You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
· This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
· I want new curtains = carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper
· I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
· Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
· How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate
· I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
· You have to learn to communicate = Just agree
with me
· Are you listening to me!? =Too late, you're dead

see ya ;) and no offense
hamede from United States
November, 29, 2006 12:25 AM
You ask for it.
1- work is for people who don,t know how to fish.
2- men are like bank accounts without a lot of money they don,t generate much interest.
3- The man who can smile when things go worng has thoughts of someone he can blameit on.
4- why do men like love at first sight? it saves them a lot of time.
5- A STUPID MAN ALWAYS TELLS A WOMAN HE UNDERSTANDS HER A REALLY STUPID ONE TRIES TO PROVEIT.
6- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man see better than he can think.
7- women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
8- There,s tow theories to arguin with a woman neither one works.
9- All generalizations are fales.
10- hamede just left.
Summer from United States
November, 29, 2006 12:26 AM
I understand what you meant about every word here...women are more fun to be around!
Abed Hamdan from Egypt
November, 29, 2006 1:30 AM
eh, neswan..

shayef kol el commentators men
ramoy
November, 29, 2006 7:17 AM
Qwaider.... I am no man hater ya man! bel3aks !! heheheh bas it is different I swear it is :) I know you cant live without us.. by the way.. we cant live without you either!! WHO would pay the rent??? he3he3he3

Mqbanni: heheheh When I first met my fiance he sent me this women's dictionary by email and at the end he asked me to let him know which apply to me!! guess what the answer was?? IT WAS ALL OF THE ABOVE!! :)
ramoy
November, 29, 2006 7:19 AM
Hamede: welcome welcome :) The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man see better than he can think.

I LIKE THIS ONE :)

ramoy
November, 29, 2006 7:19 AM
Hamede: welcome welcome :) The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man see better than he can think.

I LIKE THIS ONE :)

ramoy
November, 29, 2006 7:21 AM
Summer... longggggggggg time, thanks for passing by.. I seriously think only women would understand this.. You probably KNOW how I feel when am around women! WE are simply MORE FUN!
ramoy
November, 29, 2006 8:13 AM
Abed...

ah.. I thought more women would comment bas it turned out to be mostly men :) estafazethom :)
Red Rose from Jordan
November, 29, 2006 11:02 AM
LOL..Me too..the only female in the company, I think it's bless indeed as you mentioned avoid all fake comliments or goosips between each from time to time :)
the best to be neutral ;)
hisom53 from Egypt
November, 30, 2006 4:48 PM
Hey friends, I really want to know what you think of this FUNNY Egyptian cartoon, it’s making headlines everywhere:

http://www.KarKarToon.com

Its slogan is “Can you try to imagine what Egypt could be like in 15-20 years.... Check out this hilarious yet bizarre cartoon, it may give you an insight”

Wait until it loads, it may take a few minutes….And make sure to check out the pictures (KarKarPICS on the main page)

If you like it, forward it to your friends and let me know what u think, I really want to know ur opinion, i thought it was pretty good…

salam
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